Fashion Part 2
Ok I promised a second post on law school fashion. Fortunately I go to a large public university that has undergrad, grad and professional programs. Here's the worst, soon I hope to do one on the best fashions on campus, especially since it is getting cooler, I like to see how people stay fashionable and warm. And by fashionable I do not mean necessarily following trends or unaffordable avant garde crap seen in magazines. Remember kids, just because it's on the runway doesn't mean it's good (Kelly Osbourne).
Violation #1- shorts that don't fit or are too short or have pockets hanging down
The first thing you need to know is this woman was over 30, or an old looking 18 year old. Her ass cheeks were completely OUT. Not only age inappropriate but improper length and shape for her body type. This woman doesn't have a bad looking shape, classic pear, but those jean shorts aren't helping her figure. In fact they are making her look wider and dumpier. A white tank is classic, can be worn with anything, a darker wash that hits at least mid thigh would have been a better option. SHORTS FAIL!
Violation #2- staying cool fail
I don't even know where to go with this. I don't if he got off his motorcycle or bicycle or what. I'm assuming not a motorcycle because he's in shorts and sandals. Men, if you're gonna wear shorts please, please, please DO NOT do it like this.
Violation #3- season confusion
Is it summer or is it winter or is it fall? The sun is shining and it was 80 degrees this day but for some reason this young lady chose to wear an Ugg variety of boot with a jean skirt. STOP THE MADNESS!! This isn't even the worst example I've seen, there have been jean skirts with the knee high Ugg or furry boot as well. I don't understand this terrible trend. Not only is it hideous but aren't your feet sweltering in lamb fur in 80 degree weather. Check your local news station before coming out of the house, thanks.
Violation #4- too tight everything
I don't care if you're skinny or not, if I can see the outline of your belly button your shirt is TOO TIGHT. If your leg meat is bursting to get free from your jeans, your pants are TOO TIGHT. These looks make women look bigger than they are and also give the impression that you're about to get a yeast infection. Not to mention you're probably uncomfortable. This girl clearly and carefully thought out a matching bright pink color scheme....which also doesn't work but if she went up a couple sizes on each clothing item it may have worked a bit better.
Violation #5- skinny jeans on guys
It looks bad on every guy. Stop sneaking into your sister's closet and go buy a pair that fit your frame. We are a society of extremes, you see guys in ultra baggy with their draws hanging out or super skinny, so they look like a jacked up emo loser. Either way, jeans that fit, male or female are a good investment and make everyone happy. Especially me because this is disgusting.
P.S. Pick your wedgie.
Violation #1- shorts that don't fit or are too short or have pockets hanging down
The first thing you need to know is this woman was over 30, or an old looking 18 year old. Her ass cheeks were completely OUT. Not only age inappropriate but improper length and shape for her body type. This woman doesn't have a bad looking shape, classic pear, but those jean shorts aren't helping her figure. In fact they are making her look wider and dumpier. A white tank is classic, can be worn with anything, a darker wash that hits at least mid thigh would have been a better option. SHORTS FAIL!
Violation #2- staying cool fail
I don't even know where to go with this. I don't if he got off his motorcycle or bicycle or what. I'm assuming not a motorcycle because he's in shorts and sandals. Men, if you're gonna wear shorts please, please, please DO NOT do it like this.
Violation #3- season confusion
Is it summer or is it winter or is it fall? The sun is shining and it was 80 degrees this day but for some reason this young lady chose to wear an Ugg variety of boot with a jean skirt. STOP THE MADNESS!! This isn't even the worst example I've seen, there have been jean skirts with the knee high Ugg or furry boot as well. I don't understand this terrible trend. Not only is it hideous but aren't your feet sweltering in lamb fur in 80 degree weather. Check your local news station before coming out of the house, thanks.
Violation #4- too tight everything
I don't care if you're skinny or not, if I can see the outline of your belly button your shirt is TOO TIGHT. If your leg meat is bursting to get free from your jeans, your pants are TOO TIGHT. These looks make women look bigger than they are and also give the impression that you're about to get a yeast infection. Not to mention you're probably uncomfortable. This girl clearly and carefully thought out a matching bright pink color scheme....which also doesn't work but if she went up a couple sizes on each clothing item it may have worked a bit better.
Violation #5- skinny jeans on guys
It looks bad on every guy. Stop sneaking into your sister's closet and go buy a pair that fit your frame. We are a society of extremes, you see guys in ultra baggy with their draws hanging out or super skinny, so they look like a jacked up emo loser. Either way, jeans that fit, male or female are a good investment and make everyone happy. Especially me because this is disgusting.
P.S. Pick your wedgie.
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